Juli Watson
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  • Poetry Assemblage
    • Beyond The Windows (2014)
    • Her Cake-Like Cunt (2014)
    • How To Deal With Disorder (2014)
    • Morality (2014)
    • Sentenced To Fly Backwards (2014)
    • Take [Variations] (2011)
    • The Wrong Story (2014)
    • We Are Baubles & Harridans (2014)
    • Words On the Tip Of Someone Else's Tongue (2014)
  • Assemblage
    • Ceramic sculpture (2010-2011)
    • Everyday is Like Sunday (2014)
    • Except In Struggle There Is No More Beauty (2013)
    • For The Dancer You Were, The Ballerina You Became (2014)
    • Gathered To One's Fathers (2013)
    • Horses For Courses, Teacups & Saucers (2011)
    • MELONcholia? (2014)
    • Petite Oiseau (2013)
    • Portmanteau (2013)
    • Psychoanalytical Nightmare Object (2013)
    • Psychoanalytical Nightmare Object No. 2 (2015)
    • Ring-a-Ring-o'-Roses (2013)
    • Scold's Bridle (2015)
    • The Heart's Filthy Lesson (2013)
    • Thanatos & Eros (2013)
    • Untitled (Homage To Franko B) (2010)
    • Untitled (Homage To Kienholz) (2014)
  • Performance
    • Adaptive Response (2012)
    • Architecture & Archetypes (2012)
    • Are You Sitting Comfortably? (2011)
    • Ignorance is Bliss (2011)
    • Imposition (Study of a Female) (2012)
    • Love is Pain is Love (2011)
    • Now Here/Nowhere (2014)
    • Tea & Empathy (2013)
    • Video performance (2011-2012)
  • Collage
    • Apocrypha (2015)
    • Appendix VII (2015)
    • Aufmerksamkeit! (2015)
    • Bruchgefahr! (2015)
    • Deep Top High Quality Ladies Popsocks (2013)
    • Display Only! Do Not Touch (2015)
    • Fard A Paupieres (2015)
    • Never Let Anyone Tell You That You Are Wrong (2015)
    • Nicht Werfen! (2015)
    • Pattern Repeat (2015)
    • Pussy Cat Pussy Cat Where Have You Been? (2015)
    • The Three Graces Made In China (2013)
    • Une Nouvelle Collection (2013)
    • Wanted (2013)
  • Poetry
    • L.O.V.E. Feelings (A Collection)
    • 39 Shaftesbury Grove Revisited
    • '8pm' in Material #7
    • Billy The Pink
    • Dark Places
    • Delirium
    • 'Flowers For Annie' in Paragram Anthology: REMEMBER
    • 'Fumigate' in HYSTERIA issue #4: Antagonism
    • Hairdresser On Fire
    • I Filled Your Well
    • Invisible Ghosts
    • Mister DeSalvo
    • Perfect 10
    • Pillow Talk
    • Post-Coital
    • 'The Bigg Market (Or Why I Don't go Out Much)' in The Black Light Engine Room issue 08
    • Stupid Suspicious Us
    • The Light of Your Life
    • The Return of The Struwwelpeter (A Cautionary Tale)
    • Thinking in Circles
    • Vagina Monologue
    • Valium
    • Waiting Room
  • Newcastle Literary Salon
  • Vulva Diversity Awareness Project
  • Artwork
  • Art Meets Poetry
Vagina Monologue
(Written in response to Eve Ensler's The Vagina Monologues)

I'm sorry but my vagina doesn't talk

Doesn't have favourite food on a fork
It doesn't sing
It doesn't dance

It wouldn't holiday in France

My vagina's simply part of me
With no desire of climbing a tree
It wouldn't have a girly name
Or dream of bright lights and of fame

My fanny, my foof 
Isn't lofty or aloof
My fairy, my Mary
Is neither scurrilous nor scary
My pudenda, my muff
Has heard quite enough
These terms so ludicrously absurd
Vagina is not a dirty word
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